I bet you got here from that blog post AND I bet you're the same stupid losers who snooped through my secret stash a couple of months ago. Well guess what, I already predicted you would snoop through my stash again, so I moved it to a top-er secret-er place! Heh, I've always been two steps ahead but now I'm like FIVE steps ahead.
If you are one of my close confidants, you can access the secret stash by putting in the password bellow. Here's a hint in case you forgot. Just gotta remember our decryption method!
EDIT: one of my confidants told me that the code was wrong. Fiiiiine, guess I might only be like four steps ahead or whatever.