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BLOGSPOT: My Breakup With The Chimp

February 23nd, 2022

Grahhhhhhhhhhh I hate The Chimp so so so so so so so so sooooo much! I could list like 10 million ways he's wronged me, but I'll just list the most important ones. Brevity is important!

• Didn't respond to my text messages in a reasonable time on January 17th and 23rd
• Drank coffee at Starbeans on September 1st of last year
• Let someone complete his challlenge despite being 2 points under the required total on January 6th (admittedly, not the worst thing to do on January 6th)
• Totaled his grandfather's Mario Kart and blamed it on a rogue Bowser Shell that was on its 19th bounce in August 2017
• Ghosted me before a big League of Legends sesh 2 days ago to hang out with his """best friend""", some witch named-- that's not even important!
• And most importantly, [THIS CONTENT WAS REMOVED TO COMPLY WITH NEOCITIES TERMS AND SERVICES]

Jokes on The Chimp though, I IP banned him from the website and made a script to replace all mentions of him with STUPID IDIOT. If you're one of his stupid friends, don't you DARE try to start beef with me. Don't forget this is a

If you try to start drama, I will IP ban you. That's right General Guy, I figured out how to do IP bans. Except you won't be able to read this, because I IP banned you. Heh.

If you're not a hater though, feel free to stay around. Be sure to IP ban The Chimp on your site too. I figured out how with a couple of Bing searchs, it's not that hard. Anyways, see ya later!

-- (Soon to be Dr.) Koopa Kid