This is where I've compiled a ton of awesome stuff about math, dies, curses, and so much other cool stuff.
And remember, if you've come here to be a hater... this is a
I'm reformed now... mostly 😈
UPDATE: My friend said the autoplay mostly works now. IDK why, but I'm sure not complaining. Not gonna bother taking down the notices though. They call that retrofitting ;)
After getting arrested in Lake Lapcat for "wielding a firearm without a license" (which is TOTAL NONSENSE but let's not dwell on that), I spent a couple months in prison and did some various work rehabilitation things. It was mostly nonsense but during one of these I was able to talk to a math professor from East Rogueport and I realized math is actually pretty cool.
After getting back into the outside world and talking to some close Koopa Kin, I decided to actually do something with my life and go to Chest Curse Math College! It helps that I already have some experience in the field (iykyk)... Turns out I'm suuuuuuper good at this stuff and it's been a really fulfilling experience. I graduated about a year ago, WITH A PHD. That's right, I'm a doctor. More than most of the dumbasses reading this site can say about themselves. Look, here's me :)
The problem is now that I've graduated my only two "legitimate" options are going into academia or finding some dead-end job at a company who just exists to find new encryption numbers for question blocks or whatever (I know very precisely what they do and the importance of it but the "whatever" is just showing how much I DON'T want to do it, duh). So if you're here because you're mad about some weird cursed chest you found...
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2. I didn't curse it lol
2. Send 50,000 coins to koopakid1998@ccmc.edu and I'll uncurse the chest for you anyways, since I'm so nice. It's nothing personal, you're just helping pay my student loads. Thank you! :)
If you just found my site and want to look at the cool math stuff I've found out, that's what my blog is for. Even haters are welcome to read it as long as they DON'T HATE. Easy to follow, right?
Note to self, move other blog links from secret stash to here
Note to self, add script to hide note to self text