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<--------- Play the music for the vibes i couldn't figure out how to make it autoplay work sorry :(
Hey guys, FYI, I was forced to delete all my old blog posts by the court as part of the plea deal. It REALLY sucks, but sure beats going to jail for 17 years! Yadayadayada, now I'm starting my first semester at Cursed Chest Math College!
Can you believe my surprise when I found out THE KAMEK wrote some of the textbooks I'd be reading??? He got to go on all the important missions for Bowser, ever since he was a baby! I used to be called Baby Bowser, and he never helped ME out with anything! (By the way, I'm not Baby Bowser anymore, but don't expect me to change to Koopa Man, either.)
Now, we're not jumping right into spell-slinging. This is Math college. But Kamek just couldn't help bragging, I guess, because he keeps framing math questions as actual magic he does. "Suppose it takes this function of time to turn a coin into a Goomba." Smug jerk. Don't tell the college I said that. Still, even though I do want to learn the math, I'm sure there's gotta be some hints to magic in there, too. Naturally, I noticed the one where he talks about dice blocks, turning them into these cool purple ones. And using the SAME SPELL to teleport everyone around?! That sounds awesome!
If I could cast a spell to get something, though, I think I'd want something a little more practical. Something to help me get some coins. College isn't cheap! Even if I could figure out the theorem for his spells, though, what number would I use for something like that? I feel like it's riiiiiight under my nose...
Eh, it's not important right now. Once I have the math fundamentals all learned up, then I can learn the really cool stuff! Look forward to a post from Dr. Wizard Koopa Kid!