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BLOGSPOT: Bearing Your Heart to the Die

February 28th, 2022

No this article isn't about sacrifices. Heh, I keep my life-up hearts close to my chest! That would be pretty interesting though. Definitely too hardcore for anything at this university. I'd probably have to go to a place closer to Bowser's Kingdom for that. I tried to go, but they rejected me due to my criminal record. Which is TOTAL NONSENSE. Shouldn't a place up in the boss's territory love a criminal record?! But whatever.

That reminds me, look at this gif. Freaking awesome. Why don't real life-up hearts look like this?

I didn't plan out when I was posting this article, or anything. The only schedule I follow is "Bowser Parade, every five turns!" BUT, this is still really interesting information worth talking about. So I was talking to this guy last week and he was going onnnn and onnnn about how much he's got this big secret he has to share, but "da circumstances wouldn't allow for it", and stuff. It was stupid.

HOWEVER, at one point he started blabbering on about how whatever it was he cares about so much makes him feel could do anything. He was boring me to tears, but right as I was about to just roast his very flammable-looking hair and get on with it, he said "thinking about it makes me feel like I could transform from a one into a ten!".

Now you're probably thinking "that sounds like nonsense", and I thought so too at first. But a few days I was reaaaally bored, and I remember he talked my ear off about exactly what he thought he should say. So I tried the steps he was describing on a dice block, and it worked!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I'm ever stationed on Eternal Star again, this could be preeeetty useful. >:)

How I was saying with the dude being stupid though, he even gave his idea a name, AND he named it after himself! The.... someone's Perfect Plan. I forgot his name, it was a kinda stupid name. Definitely not as cool as Koopa Kid! Heh, doesn't really matter. I think that's everything for today. Just a cool little tidbit! See ya later!

-- (Soon to be Dr.) Koopa Kid