That's right. We're not even caring about transparency anymore >:(

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So I went to all that trouble using my math skills to set up the cursed chest, and you nerds just open it up like it's nothing???? Have you ever even considered my feelings??? Or my bank account????? Or that the Koopa Tycoons will start coming after me if I'm not able to pay the loan this month????????? Of course you don't. The Chimp didn't care either...

But that's all soooo far out of the point! I've... procured The Chimp's previous race history and the path to finding your next oh-so-precious treasure! If you want it, you're going to have to do something for ME for once. Okay? This time, the documents can't be found ANYWHERE on my website, I'll fax them to you myself, so don't bother checking! DOn't believe me? Check this out:

Get owned haters and doubters. Heh.

So what do you need to do? It's pretty easy, you just need to go and tire someone out for me! Let's say... whichever crew is able to get faster times against him by noon pacific TOMORROW, like the top 3 out of 5 times, will get the documents first. Who do you need to tire out? Well you guys are so smart, I'm sure you can figure it out! I'll even give you a little hint. :) Why do you need to tire him out? None of your business!!!

The text is a little out of date but whatever idc anymore. Just post videos of your times in your crew chats, I can see them there. I have eyes everywhere, heh.

Note to self, remove humble brag

Heh, it feels soooooo good being the one in power this time >:)